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🗓️ 13 March 2023
⏱️ 70 minutes
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We’ve always known Sunnydale is filled with a few “bad eggs” (I mean it’s on top of a Hellmouth, what do you expect?), but this week the Scooby Gang is literally dealing with rotten eggs filled with alien-like scorpion creatures for a parenting project in health class. All this talk of parenting and the future has everyone acting extra horny and no one can seem to keep their hands off each other. Angel and Buffy make out non-stop in a graveyard (hot) and Xordelia faces the relationship hurdle of whether or not they even like each other while simultaneously playing ‘Seven Minutes in Heaven' in the janitor’s closet (hot x2). And if that wasn’t enough to deal with for one week, two vampire brothers from the Wild West named Lyle and Tector show up in Sunnydale with all the intentions of making Buffy’s life Hell. Will Buffy have to fight two big bads this week or will these new cowboy vampires (because that’s a thing now) help her destroy the mother of these gross gooey egg creatures? Just how many gas leaks can one building have before the government gets involved?
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0:14.6 | Previously on the re-watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. |
0:18.1 | Buffy, this is Ted. |
0:19.9 | Ugh. |
0:20.9 | He gives off a lot of like, youth pastor vibes, rowy, it's mingle, and then he just throws |
0:26.3 | Buffy across the room. |
0:27.7 | Sure does. |
0:28.7 | That's scary. |
0:29.7 | Yeet. |
0:30.7 | Murder is a lot. |
0:31.7 | Yeah. |
0:32.7 | And I know that there's like six more seasons of this show, so like literally how does she |
0:36.6 | get out of this? |
0:37.6 | Is she going to be 21 in prison, doing life without parole? |
0:40.7 | Hot take. |
0:41.7 | Joyce doesn't deserve Buffy, and then he says, daddy's here. |
0:47.1 | Buffy kicks down the door, he says, boom baby, she's like drugs, I'm like magic. |
0:52.7 | Well, why does everyone just want to pick up that crossbow, because if it's there, you |
0:57.8 | want to use it. |
0:58.8 | I love it. |
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