Ted | 23

The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

The first rule of living in Sunnydale: NEVER SAY IT’S QUIET! With Dru and Spike out of the picture (for now) Buffy thinks she is going to have a nice, quiet week until she is faced with her scariest nightmare yet…seeing her mom, Joyce making out with some random dude. Sure, Ted is gainfully employed, a talented cook and interested in building a future with Joyce, but Buffy can’t shake the feeling that this future doesn’t really include her. His over-the-top demeanor and eagerness to lovebomb Joyce, Xander and Willow are annoying, but Buffy lands in SERIOUS trouble, (like possible jail time trouble) when she goes head to head with Ted, and he ends up in a bodybag. The Scooby Gang knows Buffy isn’t a cold blooded murderer, so they set out to figure out what the hell is up with no longer dead Ted (Did we mention he came back from the dead?!) He isn’t a bug creature, demon, or vampire, so what could he be?! Did Buffy murder an innocent man? Will Joyce ever find love again? Will the Scooby gang save Buffy from her oversized overalls?

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members, you can listen to The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and
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0:08.1	Download the app today.
0:12.1	Previously on The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:20.1	Kendra's like, did you really die?
0:21.6	And Buffy's like, just a level.
0:23.1	He literally explodes into a pilot magazine.
0:25.9	Oh!
0:26.9	Fook a whole bunch of that.
0:27.9	I am the bug-man, cuckoo-cuckoo.
0:29.9	I'd rather be worm food than look at your pathetic face.
0:33.4	They make Angel a real thirst trap in this episode.
0:36.9	Cool-aid-man.
0:37.9	Oh!
0:38.9	Yeah.
0:39.9	His shirt is unbuttoned.
0:40.9	He's all wet.
0:42.4	His muscles be musseling.
0:43.9	I'll have your guts forgot us, girl.
0:45.9	And lay not.
0:46.9	It's toy.
0:47.9	It's toy.
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