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The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2023

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Grab your party hats and a slice of birthday cake because it’s Buffy’s 17th birthday, and everyone’s invited! Even Drusilla and Spike have a special gift for Buff! It happens to be a dismembered demon who has the ability to cause the apocalypse, but it’s the thought that counts right?! So, like…Beep me! I guess? Buffy has some spooky dreams that turn concerningly prophetic which causes her to stress about Angel and his future (or lack thereof), but that doesn’t stop her from taking her relationship with him to the next level…. If you know what we mean ;) Meanwhile, the Scoobs are up to some secret plans of their own with a surprise party for Buffy, spearheaded by Giles. While Giles is preoccupied with leading the party planning committee, Jenny gets a visit from her uncle which reveals her surprising connection to Angel, making us doubt her allegiance to the Scooby Gang. Fake ass bitch! But it’s not all doom and gloom this ep because NEW COUPLE NAME ALERT: OzLow have their first official date and it’s anything but boring. Everyone’s dream first date involves an exploding vampire right? No? Just us? Cool, cool.

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members, you can listen to The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and
0:06.1	ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:08.0	Download the app today.
0:12.0	Previously on The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:20.1	Gather around.
0:21.1	We're going to read Mama Bazaar in the flower.
0:23.5	Once upon a time there was a Mama Bazaar, and she was in the flower.
0:27.5	We saw it happen to my man, my man, Floody.
0:30.1	We saw it.
0:31.1	Somebody should have checked on him.
0:32.1	Jiles comes out of his cage.
0:33.6	I still love that cage.
0:34.6	And he's doing just fine.
0:35.6	And I looked at him.
0:36.6	And he looked at me.
0:39.0	Tector and law, gorge, are just sitting on the wall, watching the show, like little
0:43.2	fucking perverts.
0:44.2	You're a rough one, ain't ya?
0:46.1	And I said, wow, man.
0:49.7	We're not supposed to like each other because high school, but like, you're hot and
0:52.8	I'm hot.
0:53.8	So let's do this.
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