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I believe there's some subliminal approval there. You sort of said, ads as if you despise that.

No, I was listening to Charlotte Green, the voice of radio.

I don't how do I? She's like most of the sort of radio for women.

Or down here somewhere when they speak.

But they do it because they're down working in the bass section. They do it more for a reaction and so on.

So I felt I'd try and learn from that. You know what I've changed my mind early on?

On the subject of Radio 4, shout out to the guy of about my age, mid-40s, who I saw on a train yesterday listening to the archers on the BBC sounds app.

I was happy I knew I saw it on his phone.

Because he is very visibly. He used to call us sticky B, can't you Al?

No, I was right in front of him. He literally couldn't have not seen it.

On the app.

When did that thing happen where people listen to music on public transport there without it?

It did not become a thing that was horrible.

Do you ever take them to task over at the youth? You know if you're on a bus?

No, I'm scared. I'm scared. So I know you like it.

I'll be attacked, physically attacked.

Really? I like it.

Yeah, I'm also a two-fighting physical attack.

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