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You know occasionally on this show, you don't see the text messages that we receive Frank.

I know I'm sort of a filtering system in this place.

But one of the things that we filter out is what I would call accidental to the radio station

text messages that seem to be for someone else. Pick your up at B and Q at about 3.

Okay. I'm not going to be in Q. It's very unlikely this is meant for absolute radio.

We've just received one from 511, which is strangely appropriate for us. It says,

TOTLATER, question mark. That's it. I suppose that wouldn't be a bad name for a radio station.

Oh yeah. TOTLATER FM. It goes on through the night. It starts at say 10 o'clock at night.

It just goes through the night. In some of the acts, burglars, people are off late.

Anyway, 511, if you are listening, which I suspect not, we will talk later. I know.

We'll do it all. Yeah, I'd love to know what now we're going to talk later.

Does that sound like a positive talk later? Anyway, anyway, talk later.

Or, um, talk later about it. I've got a thing there.

Oh yes, the tone is all with talk later, isn't it? It's the fine syndrome.

But that's because what I've said many times, there should be stage directions on texts.

Oh, we would know where we were working.

Oh, I'm just having a bit of a scratch. It's not like I have a rule.

Read that, Frank. Oh yeah.

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