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Background Check: She's Convinced Her Neighbor Is Up To No Good

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2024

⏱️ 15 minutes

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0:00.0

Get it. The Bird Show.

0:02.0

Bethany here is very, very curious about a neighbor.

0:06.1

I don't know if you guys have ever lived in a neighborhood

0:09.4

where there's just somebody there,

0:11.5

where you just kind of feel like something right

0:14.0

something's just not right I mean you don't do the research on it but they just

0:19.0

don't seem to like fit in or you create a story in your head that is either there or does not and

0:25.2

you just really like to know what their background is?

0:27.2

Oh I'm the queen of creating stories at my head and then later believing them.

0:30.5

Save that. So you have a story built in already of all your neighbors knowing that it either is or is not

0:39.0

true?

0:40.0

Well, I mean, we've been in our neighborhood now for 12 years, so we know our neighbors and we know them well.

0:44.9

But yeah, like if somebody knew moves in, like this is so stupid. So we saw some neighbors the other day that we never seen before and they were walking backwards

0:56.8

down the street, right?

0:59.1

And so just concocted a little, like literally like they weren't like out for a casual exercise

1:04.3

technique as on so my next our neighbor and I were watching and I'm like and we

1:08.4

didn't want to stare but I'm like hey and we don't have sidewalks we just have a road and this couple's in the road and they're just walking backwards and they're talking and walking backwards.

1:18.6

Do you think they're talking backwards also?

1:20.1

Like their whole life is being every wine.

1:22.8

If you're going to do it, go all the way.

1:25.1

We were very perplexed by this.

1:26.5

So you know, I start to create these little scenarios in my head

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