Are we there yet, Dad?

Uh, nearly.

Dad, are we there yet?

Soon, darling, aye.

Are we there yet?

Soon, just be round the corner.

Dad!

I know, I know, are we there yet?

No. Are we lost, Dad?

Aye, I think so.

Should have gone to Speck Savers.

Book an eye test online.

The Bert Show.

I don't know, I've always kind of felt that the more polished a couple is online, the more cracks they have in their relationship in real life.

I agree. Do you guys agree with that? Yeah. Do you? Oh, it's, it never fails when you see a post and they're either posting about their anniversary or um for their significant other's

birthday or it'd be for valentine's day tomorrow and it's just like this long message about

every little detail and it's just it's so over the top that you feel like you're you're overcompensating

for something that's lacking in your relationship yeah don't forget the sentence about the ups and the downs they've

gone through anytime you see ups and downs you're like okay divorces a minute i'll point the finger out

at me uh in past relationships i've done this and um Amanda and I now it's something it's really weird

uh the authentic tweak uh that I feel in the relationship that I'm in now like something, it's really weird, the authentic tweak that I feel in the relationship

that I'm in now. Like, you know what's really, what's better than telling somebody online how

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