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Background Check: Is Her New Guy Too Good To Be True?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2024

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

The last guy she dated turned out to be shady, so we're running a background check on the new man she just started taking to! Is he too good to be true? It's #BackgroundCheck!

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0:00.0

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0:09.7

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0:34.0

All right, Lena here wanted us to do a background check.

0:36.7

We have offered this up to any of you guys, right?

0:39.3

You start dating somebody.

0:41.0

You're not really sure who they are, what their background is.

0:44.2

You have like some kind of red flags maybe going on.

0:47.0

We have a guy or a woman, actually, that will go online and do all of the background checks for you.

0:53.3

So Lena calls us up and she's just gotten out of a bad relationship and she's starting

0:57.1

to date a new guy and she's like, I don't want to go through this whole thing if the dude

1:00.8

has got stuff in his past that I don't agree with.

1:03.7

So let's do a background check.

1:06.6

Hi, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, I never back down slide by.

1:10.5

I have replied 45 clapgrounds. My guys by my side. Hi, aye, aye, aye, hi, never back down. Slide by and replied for that five clapwraps.

1:13.1

My guys by my side.

1:14.6

Don't know how to hack now.

1:16.2

I don't want to flake so it's missing check my bank, man.

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