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Have Kids, They Said…

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Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2021

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Rich and Nicole are feeling things out this week.

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0:00.0	So just want to let you guys know that this episode does not have a happy ending if you know what I mean?
0:08.1	I think it did. I think your husband's not necessarily being honest with you. We'll get to stuff that is not for your kids ears. So while the show is called have kids, they said not for kids to listen to.
0:18.6	No, shoe them away. Shoo shoe shoe throw them on an iPad, give them a candy land, give them a
0:23.2	yogurt, something. Just go do some laundry, go for a walk, get in the car, listen to
0:28.2	us, but no kid should be around. You have been warned. That's weird. Why was Matt's 15 minute massage $200?
0:35.0	What's your name?
0:40.0	Oh my? Thank you!
0:43.0	Oh!
0:44.0	Oh!
0:45.0	Oh!
0:46.0	Gee!
0:47.0	Gee's on gonna fucking bitchin! Heh he extra medium shirt he's got on.
1:05.0	He is wearing a shirt. Do you hear that bell?
1:07.0	Yeah.
1:08.0	So we installed a bell because of the amount of times that my fucking children would bust in while I was doing a
1:15.2	national radio show and scare the crap out of me and I would blow everybody's
1:19.3	ear drums out and scream at the top of my lungs because I'm not always looking at
1:21.9	the Zoom so now the bell rings and I know someone's behind me.
1:26.5	You know they do that on the walking dead you know to prevent zombies from sneaking up you do it for your kids.
1:34.0	My fucking kids. Oh my God, kids!
1:35.0	Oh, they might as well be walkers, man.
1:38.0	It's that.
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