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It's just a couple of more weeks until Christmas,

when Christians celebrate the birth of Santa.

Meanwhile, us Jews are celebrating a real miracle,

some lamp oil that lasted longer than we thought.

Because if there's one thing we'd choose love,

it's a bargain.

But for some reason, Christians are now trying to include us

in their holiday season,

and it's not making any sense.

Paul Mark Christmas movies have been a staple for the channel for years

now they're debuting to Paul Mark Hanukkah movies.

As the Washington Post reports, there's just one problem.

Neither movie is Hanukkah movie.

They're a Christmas movies with Jewish characters.

Joel Breck.

In holiday date, a woman hires a Jewish actor

to pose as her boyfriend and join her at her family's house for Christmas.

But the family grows suspicious about whether he knows how to celebrate.

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