You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen is something I would say to someone who I felt

that way about.

Dear Shandy.

Welcome back to another dear Shandy Bachelor in Paradise Recap listeners. Hello, Andy.

Hello. How are you today? It's all right. Oh, Andy's in pain today. Yeah got the back pains. The back pains. It's because you don't work out your glutes enough, Andy. You know, sometimes it's just genetics. It just happens. No, it's genetics, but also, I think that your exercise routine has to combat your genetics. I don't, first of all, I don't have glutes. Exactly. They don't exist. I asked the other day, okay, I said, I was like, what do you do for your glutes? He was like, well, I do some squats? And I said, well, do you ever do those like outer hip, like the outer butt area? And he was like, no, like ever. He doesn't do it at all. How many guys do you know who do that? Well, you know, when you go to the machines, they have an entire machine, the one where you're like, is it the adductor or the abduct? It's the adductor. That's for your inner thigh. Okay, the other one. The abductor. Yeah, it's the outer one. Yeah. I think you need to work on that. Okay, I can do that. I like that. I'm actually good at that one. Yeah. I have strength there somehow, even though I don't have any mass.

Yeah, but also the one, it's like your, your outer glute is what

needs attention. The outer glute. The outer glute. Yes. Your outer glute needs some work.

More importantly, more importantly, we have an exciting announcement.

And he wants to move on from his back thing.

Okay, yes, we do have a tiny bit of housekeeping.

Last week, we played a game with you guys where we played spot the difference, basically.

And we told you to spot the difference in our set between Wednesday's recap and Tuesday's recap.

And while many of you guessed correctly, there was one person who guessed

first. Yes. And that person was. Correctly first. Yes. That person is. And that person is Jamie Soblich.

Congratulations. Yes. You have great eyes. And that concludes history's most boring contest.

Do we have any other housekeeping before we get going? I think that's it. All right. So, Andy, episode four, do you have overall thoughts before we get going? Pretty good. Pretty good. Yeah. I liked episode four, less than episode three, but more than episode two. I agree. Is it just me or is the intro different with each episode? It's like partially different. Yeah, I think some people have done many takes and they just kind of mix a match. For example, Kat, I swear hers is different each time. But then I think, you know, Jonathan is doing the same shirt. And then and then the hamburger. What's the stuff?'s it said oh jack that was a good one i liked

that one okay so we pick up with april sidling up to jonathan saying she's a cat uh she's literally

purring up on him like he looks uncomfortable yeah like not like fun uncomfortable he actually

looks like uncomfortable he's trying to make the best of it, but he's definitely uncomfortable.

I can't help but do that thing where I'm like, can you imagine if the genders were reversed? Can you imagine? If she were a man and he were a much younger woman. Could you imagine? Let's picture the, who would the two be? Let's do it. What would be Jack? It would be Jack.

Jack and Cat.

Yeah.

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