Bachelor In Paradise Recap: Finale | It's Always About The F***ing Ring - Ep 273
Dear Shandy
Sharleen Joynt & Andy Levine
4.9 • 4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 December 2023
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Shandy is back with Bachelor in Paradise, Season 9 recaps. Today we're breaking down the grand finale!
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Time Stamps:
0:00 - Housekeeping
1:45 - Finale Kick Off
5:17 - Kat & John Henry’s Date
11:40 - Back On The Beach
12:57 - Eliza & Aaron B’s Date
14:45 - Back On The Bach
26:24 - The Next Day
28:35 - Kenny & Mari
29:24 - Wedding
32:28 - Rave Wedding Reception
41:16 - The Next Day
41:29 - “Take Time & Think”
43:19 - The Couples Make Or Break
50:21 - Overnights
55:04 - Proposal Day
59:35 - Where Are They Now Montage
1:03:02 - Credits
1:05:00 - Andy’s A-Game
1:06:02 - Who We Would Go For
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| 0:00.0 | Mercedes in her ITM says that the last few days haven't been fun, but you know what is fun, raves. |
| 0:06.0 | Oh, sorry. |
| 0:10.0 | Dear Shandy. |
| 0:14.3 | Welcome back to another Dear Shandy Bachelor in Paradise Recap listeners. |
| 0:19.0 | Hello, Andy. |
| 0:19.9 | Hello. |
| 0:20.5 | How are you today? Okay. Doing okay. |
| 0:23.7 | We have any housekeeping before we get to this grand finale? My mojo was sheared off my head. |
| 0:30.2 | Oh, Andy got a haircut, and it's not the same as his amazing haircut he got in Seattle. |
| 0:36.2 | I actually called my guy in Seattle and asked |
| 0:40.0 | for recommendation on these. Because someone who could cut hair like him. Oh, after you got the bad |
| 0:44.3 | haircut. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I do things that way. Yeah, yeah. I'm not good at stuff. Yeah, you're like |
| 0:49.7 | trying to, oh my God, you're trying to press like undo on a keyboard. I'm a what would have been if I had person. Could or would have should have. So anyway, he was very flattered and he gave me a few recommendations. And next time I'm going to go to those people. You know, I agree it's not the best, but I just don't think it's that bad. Took too much off the size. Maybe it looked like a pinhead. A pinhead. I don't like looking like a penhead. Yeah, the thing about haircuts, you know what they say? |
| 1:11.6 | Grows back. That bad. Took too much off the size. Maybe it looked like a pinhead. A pinhead. I don't like looking like a pinhead. Yeah, the thing about haircuts, you know what they say grows back, you know. Yeah, but then you have to wait. I have to admit if my hair were that short, I would be really upset if I didn't have a great haircut. Wait, why are you rubbing it in? Oh, no, I'm just saying like I tend to be like, whatever, not the best haircut, but it's like my hair's long. |
| 1:27.7 | So most people can't. |
| 1:28.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:28.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:29.8 | That's it. |
| 1:30.4 | It's just this. |
| 1:33.1 | Okay. saying like I tend to be like whatever not the best haircut but it's like my hair's long so I've know where to hide yeah yeah that's it it's just this okay all right so you're not in a great mood because of your hair yeah but do we have any other housekeeping before we get going |
| 1:36.6 | um oh happy Hanukkah to all of our jandies yes yes Happy Hanukkah. All right. |
| 1:44.5 | Shall we get going? |
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