It's impossible. Oh, yeah, it is impossible. I'm not waiting anything.

Dear Shandy. Welcome back to another Dear Shandy Bachelor in Paradise Recap listeners. Hello, Andy.

Hello. How are you today? I'm done all right. I'm in the Dale.

The Dale of Lauder.

Yes, we are with our travel kit right now.

Our listeners might be able to tell just by hearing alone because we don't have our fancy mics.

Yeah.

You can really notice the sound, right?

I think so.

And our fancy mics are just so heavy. So

traveling with them is a real pain in the behind. So this is our travel kit. And yes, we are in

Fort Lauderdale where you have, we're in the middle of a quick jaunt. Yes, a mysterious Fort Lauderdale

jaunt. It's not that mysterious. If you guys want to know why we are in Fort Lauderdale, go to my Instagram. So Lauderdale used to be a fort, I guess. Really? I assume it's called Fort Lauderdale. That's hard to say. Say that three times fast. Fort Lauderdale, Fort Lauderdale, Fort Lauderdale? Say six times fast. I'll get you. You're in a weird mood in Florida. Florida brings out the weird in you. Florida puts me in a weird place. Yeah, it does. Yeah, I don't think I was meant to be in Florida. No, whenever Andy's in Florida, I've never seen anything like it. He becomes a different person. Yeah. And bad things often happen.

Oh.

I mean, I'm not saying they're going to happen.

But in the past, I've had bad experiences in Florida. It's true. Yeah, Florida and you just do not agree. No. Okay. Well, I'm not going to be one of those guys who retires to Florida. I can't even picture it. says every guy is retired to Florida.

Okay, well, episode nine picks up.

We have a couple of new intros belonging to Taylor and Jordan. And I liked these. Taylor was emptying an empty date card envelope and it had just like dirt in it. Oh yeah. I mean, he's really coming through in the small ways. Yeah. And that was even his face expression, like he really committed to it. I thought this was well done. Shockingly well done. You know, he's getting his legs. Oh. I think to be honest, I think he was just really like, like shocked when he came onto the beach. Yeah. Like he wasn't prepared for the, for the situation. Well, so what you're saying is he got his legs just before. He's leaving. Yeah. He got his leg just in time to use them to walk to the limo.

And Jordan is mock driving a wheel because he's a race car driver. I thought this was fine. Yeah.

Okay. Who put that wheel together is the question. Yeah. It's a fine straw and fash wheel.

So we pick up with that Rose Ceremony cocktail party from two weeks ago that's a hotly

anticipated conversation between Blake and Jess.

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