Hey, Tyler, you want to go to your ear prayer? She's like, okay.

Dear Shandy.

Welcome back to another dear Shandy Bachelor in Paradise Recap listeners. Hello, Andy. How are you today?

Doing okay. How are you? I'm, ooh, asking me again, getting in the habit.

You felt insecure when I made fun of you last time. I'm doing well. You had a birthday yesterday,

so we celebrated. Yeah. That was good. You did a good job. Did I? But the universe did a bad job

in making it my birthday. Oh, don't say that. I got to say, though, whenever people are like, it's my birthday, it's time to celebrate it, a lot of cat, actually. I don't really get it. Everyone has a birthday every year. The last birthday I was excited about was when I was 10 because it was double digits. We've talked about this. Oh,

have we talked about it on the podcast, though? I think we have. I haven't talked about it yet. So you had your turn. Now I'm going to talk about it. Okay. All right. No, but I, I, when I turned 10, I was like, oh, double digits, double digits. And I got to double digits. And then I immediately that night after I had all my presents and like I think I had some like friends over for like a

birthday party. Okay. And I got to double digits. And then I immediately that night, after I had all my presents and

like I think I had some like friends over for like a birthday party. I went to sleep and I was at

bed like, oh, what a good birthday. Then I was like, oh my God, I'm going to die. Oh,

imagining 10 year old you imagining that is really cute. I distinctly remember the morning of my 10th birthday

because I had been looking forward to it too. And my dad, this really gives an idea of his sense of

humor. He's like, happy birthday, Charlene. And I was like, yay. And he was like, you're double digits now.

And I'm like, yeah. And he's like, you'll never be single digits ever again. And I was like,

ha. That's, Stephen. Yeah, I started bawling on the morning of my 10th birthday.

It's so sad. I actually think there could be a club of people who got depressed on their 10th birthday,

and they would all get along with each other. Oh, that's perfect. Shandy's comment below if you also

were depressed at some point on your 10th birthday. Okay, that was a very... That's a fun party to get

together. That was a very Q&A-ish tangent, Andy. Shall we get going recapping episode 8 of BIP?

Let's do it. Okay, so we get the opening song, and I have to mention, I thought Michael's little boat in the water, so Michael's the newcomer. I thought it was kind of cute. And Andy, when I said that, you said, wow, your bar for cute is low. I appreciate when someone does anything. You're right. It was something. Anything at all. It was something. Yeah, and it was self-deprecating. I mean, he's like a good-looking, worked-out guy.

He could have just, like, struck a pose.

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