Bachelor In Paradise Recap: Ep 1 | These Toes Were Made For Sucking - Ep 249
Dear Shandy
Sharleen Joynt & Andy Levine
4.9 • 4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 September 2023
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Shandy is back with Bachelor in Paradise, Season 9 recaps. Today we're breaking down episode 1, aka the Season Premiere!
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Time Stamps:
0:00 - Housekeeping
2:20 - Episode 1 Kick Off
4:27 - Meet The Cast
10:42 - Arrivals
24:27 - Paradise Begins
25:43 - Evening
28:42 - Kylee’s Date
35:16 - The Next Day
43:16 - Credits
44:13 - Andy’s A-Game
45:29 - Shandy Word Watch
46:16 - Who We Would Go For
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| 0:00.0 | Whoever that couple is, it's a sham. |
| 0:06.0 | Dear Shandy. |
| 0:10.3 | Welcome back to another Dear Shandy Bachelor in Paradise Recap listeners. |
| 0:15.4 | Hello, Andy. |
| 0:16.3 | Hello. |
| 0:17.8 | Hello. |
| 0:19.8 | Andy looks very regal right now in a throne of pillows. |
| 0:24.2 | Yeah, you did a good job. |
| 0:25.8 | I mean, I tried. |
| 0:27.1 | Well, because last time, okay, no, we were in Philly and we were at an Airbnb there, |
| 0:33.9 | and we had you in this side and me on that side because the sofa was too deep. |
| 0:38.5 | Like this one is. Too deep. And people were like, what's going on? Why are you in different spots? It was a coup. And so I'm such a people pleaser that I'm like, Andy, we have to keep you in the Andy side of Shandy. You can't be shh. Right. So instead we made a fort of. It's not Anne Dean. |
| 0:53.9 | No, it's not. |
| 0:55.2 | So we made a fortress over there. |
| 0:57.5 | You look hilarious. I don't know if it's going to work. It's possible that next recap were switched. And Dean. So far so good, though. I think this is a working operation. Okay. For housekeeping, we are in Seattle. We're in an Airbnb right now because I am currently rehearsing but soon to be performing |
| 1:14.9 | with Seattle Opera. |
| 1:16.6 | And anything else? |
| 1:17.9 | Oh, like, subscribe. |
| 1:19.7 | Hit the notification bell. |
| 1:21.1 | Look at me. |
| 1:21.7 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:22.0 | Off to a good start. |
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