Bachelor In Paradise Recap: Ep 1 | David Spade, Kissing Galore, and "Grocery Store" Joe's Anti-Game
Dear Shandy
Sharleen Joynt & Andy Levine
4.9 • 4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 August 2021
⏱️ 50 minutes
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By popular request, Shandy is back with Bachelor In Paradise recaps! Today we're breaking down the premiere of season 7.
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Sharleen is a veteran Bachelor recapper, having recapped for 7 years (!) on her blog, All The Pretty Pandas, and for Flare magazine, since her own appearance on Season 18. Andy, meanwhile, has never watched a full season (this is no joke—he even fast-forwarded through most of Sharleen's own season). But, being married to the "Recap Queen", even he has gleaned a thing or two. Hear Shandy break down Season 17 of The Bachelorette with Sharleen's insider perspective, Andy's unfiltered male perspective, and Shandy's combined analytical minds.
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| 0:00.0 | And eventually it would have been like bees buzzing around a flower. |
| 0:03.4 | Eventually that flower was getting pollinated. |
| 0:05.3 | Someone would kiss Cho. Doesn't have to say anything. |
| 0:08.4 | ["Dir Shandy"] |
| 0:14.2 | Welcome back to Dear Shandy listeners. Hello, Andy. |
| 0:18.7 | Hello. |
| 0:19.6 | Was that your first beginning to end episode of Paradise? |
| 0:23.9 | It was. It was. |
| 0:25.1 | And I see that it's a guilty pleasure, obviously. |
| 0:29.5 | Yeah, you see the appeal. |
| 0:30.8 | Yeah, but it was very heavy on guilt and extremely light on pleasure. |
| 0:40.1 | I know what you mean. |
| 0:41.6 | I do feel like Paradise for me takes a while for me to get into the pleasure part. |
| 0:47.0 | Because in the beginning it can often just feel so like such an onslaught of |
| 0:52.4 | trashing us, but I'm kind of just distracted by all that. |
| 0:56.0 | That's a good title onslaught of trashing us. |
| 0:59.0 | That should be the byline of that sort of paradise. |
| 1:03.9 | I'm not really sure what our recaps for this season and the spin-off are going to look like. |
| 1:08.8 | I think it's going to be a learning process. |
| 1:10.3 | It is. Yeah. So bear with us, Shandy, as we recap this for the first time. |
| 1:14.9 | Recrap. |
| 1:17.3 | As we recrap the onslaught of trashing us. |
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