Baby Wants a Gas Mask

Thanks For Asking

Feelings & Co.

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4.7 • 13.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Kids ask for the darndest things, and this year, Nora’s youngest asked for… a gas mask. An old-timey gas mask. So, she asked for the weirdest things that your kids have asked Santa for, AKA a nightmare fuel gift guide. (Warning: do not listen with little kids in the car because we will discuss Santa!) Watch us on YouTube here! Get this episode ad-free here! Listen to Geoffrey’s album on Spotify and Apple! Shop my favorite bras and underwear at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠SKIMS.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. After you place your order, be sure to let them know I sent you! Select "podcast" in the survey and be sure to select my show in the dropdown menu that follows. Go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/TFA⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for all of your hiring needs! Head to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠cozyearth.com ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and use my code NORA for up to 20% off! Find your fall staples at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Quince.com/TFA⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Get your creatine at ⁠⁠⁠⁠livemomentous.com⁠⁠⁠ All-in-one nutrition for daily performace at ⁠⁠⁠DrinkAg1.com/THANKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Being evil queen has never been so fun.
0:03.0	And I am willing to do anything.
0:05.9	We will soon be at war.
0:07.7	You will have to take a side.
0:09.0	War with the Protestants.
0:10.3	What fun.
0:11.5	Or war with the Catholics.
0:12.9	None of us are safe.
0:14.4	Feels good to be bad.
0:16.0	The Serpent Queen on Channel 4.
0:18.5	Stream now.
0:20.1	Think about cheese.
0:21.9	Make your thoughts cheesier.
0:24.3	Now add 100% chicken breast fillet,
0:26.4	Chipotle sauce and ameta cheese melt.
0:28.5	And it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's.
0:32.1	Did we mention it's cheesy?
0:34.0	Cheese.
0:35.9	Availments with the 4th of Jan, 26 from 11 a.m.
0:38.2	Plus and participation may vary.
0:39.3	Subjects availability.
0:40.3	Before we start this episode, I'm Nora Mcnerney, and it's going to be okay.
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