The TCB Everglades Peni Retreat

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Spiritual gurus are everywhere these days…so you should come to our special retreat. It's only $299! Smartless is moving to sirius for $100 million Kids at adventure play places Bryan taunting children! Spiritual gurus! Psilocybin therapy Gurus gettin’ sued God complex & regular man complex The Everglades Peni Retreat, where Bryan will heal you Quantum leaping into different realities Realities where thongs abound That's manifesting, baby Seeklocybin It’s actually very NOT LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I said that it was globes everywhere, there's propaganda, but it's the truth and you
0:04.6	don't have any people who don't believe in flat earth, they believe in, they believe that we're
0:08.9	you know in a solar system, they reach out to me, they're like, Candace, you know what, you're right.
0:13.0	I have been looking in stores and there are globes everywhere.
0:16.0	Like they're globe toys and there's globes in the decorations.
0:19.0	And you said that on your show and people thought you were crazy but it's true.
0:24.0	Why are they pushing the globe?
0:26.0	And I said, well I think it's because of NASA
0:28.0	I want to spend billions of dollars a month,
0:29.7	but they try to say that I'm crazy because I said that and they still go on my social
0:34.4	media and my comments and they say are you seeing gloves everywhere Candace?
0:37.8	Are you seeing gloves?
0:38.8	I'm like yeah I am. On this episode of the commercial break.
0:47.0	Now, I've got some words of wisdom for you.
0:50.0	If you like to hear those, $299 plus $99 cents you can call
0:53.8	TCB, ask PCB3, and get my message of the day and then don't
0:58.0	forget to join my Everglades retreat, the Everglades Pea Nye retreat. I want you to sleep in this bag and if you hear
1:08.0	something poking around in the middle of the night, it's the Peneye. You're being healed.
1:14.0	You're being healed.
1:15.0	That's it.
1:16.0	The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh yeah, cats and kids, welcome back to the commercial break.
1:29.0	I'm Brian Green and this is the girl with all the ris,
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