Awkward Thursday: Long Distance Liar
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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4.7 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 8 January 2026
⏱️ 19 minutes
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One of our listeners hopes things aren’t falling apart with his long-distance girlfriend. And with our help he wants to make an Awkward THURSDAY Phone Call!
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| 0:00.0 | We did it. |
| 0:00.7 | We've been back a whole week and we finally got you a new episode. |
| 0:04.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:22.7 | We had to warm up a little bit. Yeah. No, you're going to love this one. It's very special because it is. I don't want to spoil it, but an awkward Thursday phone call. Yes. You spoiled it. You definitely did. There's a lot more drama about to happen. That's true. You'll get over it. But I hope you enjoy our first new one of 2026. |
| 0:23.2 | Yes. |
| 0:24.2 | Thanks for being here. Yeah, for sure. And hey, comments. What do you got? Yeah, Leah said, I'm currently going through every single episode on Spotify because I did it on Apple Podcast, but they didn't do it wrapped at the end of the year so all my hard work was for nothing Hey |
| 0:37.6 | Apple doesn't do a rap |
| 0:40.9 | They're the only company |
| 0:43.0 | I've got a rap from everything |
| 0:44.6 | I know Spotify started it all |
| 0:47.5 | Like Instagram's like look at your year |
| 0:48.9 | I'm like what? |
| 0:49.7 | Uber eats and Uber did rap too |
| 0:51.4 | Yeah yeah |
| 0:51.9 | Uber eats did by the way I'm a top like 5% of for Dintai Fung in the whole country. |
| 0:56.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:57.0 | Oh, wow. |
| 0:57.4 | By the way, no one is shocked by now. Yeah. I know you very well. All right. Let's get into it. Your first brand new episode of 2026 starts right now. When Brooke drives across the bridge from her home to work every morning, |
| 1:12.7 | she considers her relationship... When Brooke drives across the bridge from her home to work every morning, |
| 1:12.7 | she considers her relationship officially long distance. |
| 1:17.7 | No, I don't. |
| 1:18.5 | Because she's far from her husband. |
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