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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Bathroom 911

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Relationships, Comedy

4.71.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

The guy on the phone today is willing to tell us the MOST EMBARRASSING date night of his life… in hopes it will get him another shot with the woman he loves. Will it be worth the humiliation? Find out in the Second Date Update!

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0:00.0

I feel like today is really a what people will do for love type of day. Oh, yeah. Hey, welcome to a brand new second date episode. And the guy on the phone, I can't believe he's willing to share this story. But he is, he is in exchange for our help. It's definitely humiliating. Love when people are willing to do that for us. Yes, absolutely. That's how desperately is. Yeah, you're going to love this. I can't wait to read your comments.

0:23.2

Let's start with what you see from yesterday. when people are willing to do that for us. Yes, absolutely. That's how desperately is. Yeah, you're gonna love this.

0:21.8

Can't wait to read your comments. Let's start with what you see from yesterday, Alexis. Yes, Robert Reyes said, I listen to you guys every morning. You're like my best friends. Not sure who should be more depressed about that. Oh, Robert. Oh, I got excited. I got a new friend. Yeah, come on.

0:35.8

I just bought us BFF necklaces, Robert.

0:37.8

Oh, no.

0:38.4

He's going to regret this.

0:39.5

That's not cool anymore?

0:40.6

No.

0:41.4

Let's get your new episode started right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. Brooke, in the history of doing this segment, what is the biggest disaster date you ever remember hearing from a listener? Oh. That's a big question. I know. I know. Dude, pooping accidentally in the back of a cab. Oh. Do you guys remember that one? I might have all poop too behind a tree and a park. That's the one that I remember. Yeah. Remember the guy? This was, there was too much alcohol.

1:11.9

Oh, and the girl.

1:12.9

Yes.

1:13.3

Okay.

1:14.0

Yes.

1:14.6

I feel like this was before my time.

1:16.2

It was.

1:16.8

It was like a decade ago.

1:18.4

I would be traumatized by this if I was here.

1:20.3

It stuck with me to this day.

1:23.7

Wow.

1:24.7

A lot of like bodily functions involved in terrible disaster dates on this show.

1:29.9

It's like the worst nightmare of any woman.

1:33.0

Well, we have a guy on the phone who thinks he may take the crown for the new number one most embarrassing date of all time.

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