All right, we hear you. We're listening. And I promise tomorrow starts our brand new episodes

for the second date podcast. Pinky promise. Yes, pinky promise. We're so excited. It is definitely

drama filled, so you're not going to want to miss it. And today, we just got a classic for you

to enjoy. All right? Before we get to it, comments, Alexis. Yes, Tyron Banks said, when I go fishing and don't catch anything for a while, I put on this podcast and then a fish bites as soon as I put it on. Hey, it's like a jeans. We help. I guess. Everybody cast your poles? I don't know the saying. There we go. We know Jeff's really into birds. Maybe he's talking to fish subliminally. I like it. That's my fish face. Oh, you're talking to them. Okay, yeah, let's start this, please. That's what I said in fish. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. Here's a dilemma you might face in the dating world. Let's say you have a hot date scheduled,

but the day of, you are just out of it. Whether you're sick or you're jet lagged or just depressed

because of what happened on Love Island earlier, whatever it is, you know you're not in the best

shape. Do you cancel?

You reschedule.

Do you ask a friend to sub in that night for you?

Is that option?

A lot of things you could do.

This are good for me, bro.

Yeah.

I wasn't.

But I bring it up because one of our listeners knew he wasn't in peak form for date night. And now he needs our help. His name is Lawrence. So Lawrence, welcome to the show. Hey, thanks for having me. Yeah, bro. Zero to 100. Where are you at right now? I'm like a 20. I don't know, 19. Oh, you're still on. Oh, wow. Wow. Most people don't. Brooke doesn't normally ask people to rate themselves on attractiveness on a scale of one of 100. It wasn't attractiveness. It was like how he was feeling, Jeff. Okay, before we move on, a scale of 1 to 10,000. All right, enough with the rating scales. Tell us, you said in your email that you knew you weren't in the best form the night of your day. Why did you say that? So the day before, I had gotten back from this bachelor party in Vegas, and it was crazy. Oh, no. You were hungover. I feel way less bad now. Yeah, that is true. I'm sorry. This is different. Why would you schedule a date the day after a bachelor party?

Yeah.

Because I really thought this girl was cute and I thought it was my only shot.

Oh, my God. I really just wanted to meet her where she was at.

And you were going to be a responsible guy at that bachelor party in Vegas.

That was the plan, but obviously I didn't follow through. This is like when you have a Pilates class the morning after a night out. You know, if you're like, I'm going to make it. So there's more at stake when it comes to a date. Those classes are expensive to cancel. But at the same time, if you feel like this is my one chance to actually go out with this really cool person, you're not going to skip or like pass on it. You're going to do whatever it takes. So I get why you would go out with her. But the vagus thing from the night before, you were sleep deprived. That's what you were trying to tell us. On top of it. Yeah. It took forever to get a ride home from the airport. When I finally get home, I ended up staying up, editing my fantasy baseball lineup, which was not a good choice. Hey, dude, you know, I just had one, too, so I don't blame him at all, guys. It takes an hour to edit your lineup. The sympathy I had is gone now. Jeff set it up like you were going to get really sick or something out of your control happening. I know. I thought food poisoning. You stayed up all night. Do we know? Maybe he was sick on top of all of this. Look, I came in last place last year. That can't happen again. The girls are getting you no sympathy. This is so dumb. I finally get to sleep and my dog woke me up in the middle of the night for no reason.

Okay, yeah, we get it. understand. This is so dumb. And then I finally get to sleep and my dog woke me up in the middle

of the night for no reason. Okay. I hate people that complain. Tell us what did you do with April?

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