Awful Yelp Reviews 4/7/25
Everybody Is Awful podcast
Jim Florentine
4.6 • 560 Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2025
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
A guy on Yelp exaggerates and says he waited 3 hours for a Tow Truck to come, he always waited over 20 minutes at the Dunkin' Donuts drive thru even though there were only 3 Cars ahead of him and he's furious that employees at an Outlet Furniture store were joking and laughing while on the job! Be happy you're not this miserable prick. Support the Podcast by joing Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. You can also be a member on my Youtube channel at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Fucking yuck. |
| 0:02.0 | Ooh. |
| 0:03.0 | She's bitching about the food of Chuckie cheese. |
| 0:07.0 | That's like going to a whorehouse and complaining about the decor. |
| 0:10.0 | You can find me on Etsy. |
| 0:12.0 | I'd rather find you dead in a ditch. |
| 0:15.0 | Horrific. |
| 0:17.0 | What the fuck do you need to say that for? |
| 0:19.0 | Hashtag is. I'm your classic girl next door. |
| 0:25.0 | If she left next door to me, I'd fucking move. |
| 0:28.3 | Teamwork makes the dream work. |
| 0:30.6 | No, it doesn't. |
| 0:31.8 | It takes exactly one second to get out of your mouth. |
| 0:34.1 | You're not saving any time. |
| 0:35.3 | You're not in a rush. |
| 0:36.9 | Motherfucker. |
| 0:37.8 | Bro, you good? |
| 0:39.4 | I don't like it at all. |
| 0:45.2 | Welcome to the Jim Florentine. |
| 0:46.8 | Everybody is Awful Podcast. |
| 0:50.4 | I don't know if you guys heard the news, but Jason Kelsey and his wife, Kyle. Kelsey, |
| 0:58.2 | just had their fourth daughter. And guess what they named it? Finley, F-I-N-N-N-L-E-Y. |
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