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Everybody Is Awful podcast

Jim Florentine

Comedy

4.6 • 560 Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

People walking around with shirts that say, No Coffee No Workee, I'm Your Nacho Average Dad, Everyday I'm Muscle'N, I Would Flex But I Like This Shirt, "WARNING I MAY SPONTANEOUSLY BURST INTO DISNEY SONGS AT ANY MOMENT" and more!

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0:00.0	Fucking yuck.
0:02.0	Ooh.
0:03.0	She's bitching about the food of Chuckie cheese.
0:07.0	That's like going to a whorehouse and complaining about the decor.
0:10.0	You can find me on Etsy.
0:12.0	I'd rather find you dead in a ditch.
0:15.0	Horrific.
0:17.0	What the fuck do you need to say that for?
0:19.0	Hashtag is. I'm your classic girl next door.
0:25.0	If she left next door to me, I'd fucking move.
0:28.3	Teamwork makes the dream work.
0:30.6	No, it doesn't.
0:31.8	It takes exactly one second to get out of your mouth.
0:34.1	You're not saving any time.
0:35.3	You're not in a rush.
0:36.9	Motherfucker.
0:37.8	Bro, you good?
0:39.4	I don't like it at all.
0:45.6	Welcome to the Jim Florentine.
0:47.2	Everybody is Awful podcast.
0:50.7	Make sure you see Kathy Griffin on her tour before she goes in an internment camp.
0:56.8	She's out on tour to a comedian and she said if Trump gets an office, she'll be in a determined camp and see me before that happened.
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