Awful Dating Sites 3/3/25

Everybody Is Awful podcast

Jim Florentine

Comedy

4.6 • 560 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Dating profiles discussed this week. One woman says she wants to go on a date and get to know each other! Shocking, didn't know you do that on a date. Another woman says she needs to be treated like a princess. There is a strong possibilty she might be difficult to be around.

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0:00.0	Fucking yuck.
0:02.0	Ooh.
0:03.0	She's bitching about the food of Chuckie cheese.
0:07.0	That's like going to a whorehouse and complaining about the decor.
0:10.0	You can find me on Etsy.
0:12.0	I'd rather find you dead in a ditch.
0:15.0	Horrific.
0:17.0	What the fuck do you need to say that for?
0:19.0	Hashtag is. I'm your classic girl next door.
0:25.0	If she left next door to me, I'd fucking move.
0:28.3	Teamwork makes the dream work.
0:30.6	No, it doesn't.
0:31.8	It takes exactly one second to get out of your mouth.
0:34.1	You're not saving any time.
0:35.3	You're not in a rush.
0:36.9	Motherfucker.
0:37.8	Bro, you good?
0:39.4	I don't like it at all.
0:44.8	Welcome to Jim Florentine.
0:46.4	Everybody is awful podcast.
0:48.7	Greg sent this in.
0:49.8	He goes, Jim, this is a horrific Facebook post yet, about how strong women are, Greg in Chicago.
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