Awful Dating Profiles 3/31/25
Everybody Is Awful podcast
Jim Florentine
4.6 • 560 Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
A woman likes to go cafe hopping, another woman hopes the man she meets has a Zombie Apocalypse plan to escape and another one wants you to stay calm if there is a plane delay when you travel. Fascinating!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Jim Florentine. |
| 0:02.5 | Everybody is Awful Podcast. |
| 0:06.0 | There's a story about this woman. |
| 0:08.9 | This definitely didn't happen. |
| 0:10.4 | Maybe it happened a little, but she completely made up a lot of things. |
| 0:14.1 | She was on a flight, and she was in the first class. |
| 0:19.7 | And she said, the guy next door had a few glasses of champagne, whatever, got drunk. |
| 0:24.7 | And he started masturbating next to her. |
| 0:28.9 | And she didn't know what to do. |
| 0:30.9 | She froze in her seat. |
| 0:32.9 | And it went on for an hour that he was masturbating. |
| 0:35.6 | And she got up, told the flight attendant. |
| 0:38.4 | She goes, oh, don't worry about that. |
| 0:39.7 | That's just what men do. |
| 0:41.6 | And they didn't do anything to the guy. |
| 0:44.6 | Would you really think a flight attendant would go, men just do stuff like that is the quote. |
| 0:50.9 | And now she's suing American Airlines. |
| 0:52.9 | First of all, you sat there for an hour as the guy jerked off. |
| 0:56.2 | And she said, you know, she wanted to go to sleep, but she was afraid to go to sleep because, you know, |
| 1:01.5 | she thought she was going to get sexually assaulted. So it kept her up. Why not just reach over and |
| 1:07.8 | finish the guy off with your hand? If you have to put a blanket over him, whatever, |
| 1:13.6 | you want to take a nap, you want to get to sleep on your long flight, |
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