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🗓️ 9 June 2017
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Hasn’t every little girl dreamed of being a pop star? The fame, the outfits, the chance to goad your best friend into suicide so that you can take over her life and then record some cutesy pop albums. This wicked little conspiracy dates all the way back to 2007, but it’s having a resurgence for some reason. And comedian, writer, stripper and podcast host Kasey Koop is here to argue that Avril died and was replaced by her body double right after her second album. We talk about who married Chad Kroeger, the way artists evolve over a lifetime, Kristen Stewart, Miley Cyrus, Satan, our teen years, and whether astrology is just total bullshit. This episode is sponsored by our good buddies Loot Crate and Mack Weldon. Get your butt over to MackWeldon.com and use the promo code LIZARD for 20% off all their classy underwear, socks, shirts, sweats and swag. Then cruise by LootCrate.com/Lizard and sign up for their cool as hell subscription box using the promo code LIZARD. They’re awesome.
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0:00.0 | The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories, |
0:22.4 | crazy people, and cookey ideas about what's going |
0:26.1 | on behind the scenes. |
0:27.8 | I'm your host, Caitlin Hampstead. |
0:30.3 | Let's get to the show. Cat allergies are bogus, |
0:47.0 | are bogus, and you need to get over yourself. |
0:51.0 | Is this your ego not only to be around a cat's ego? |
0:53.0 | Because cats have the biggest ego. |
0:55.0 | It's true you're threatened by them. I wonder what the proportion of men and women who are allergic is, you know. |
1:01.0 | Oh, you know? know. |
1:03.0 | You know? |
1:04.0 | Frankly, patriarchy. |
1:07.0 | Okay, well enough cat chats. |
1:11.0 | Are we ready to party? Yeah, okay. We're recording and we're ready. |
1:16.0 | Our guest today is the super talented and funny stand-up comedian writer Casey Coop and also a music video Vixen. |
1:26.3 | Yeah that's like a thing now for me. It was so good. Did you see it? |
1:30.4 | Yes. Yeah well I think I saw your tweet about it and it was so it looked so fun |
1:35.1 | I was like moving to LA like I moved here for stand-up and it's been so cool because I'm like I |
1:42.1 | I always talk up the city to people that maybe they wouldn't have the same experience as me but for my experience it's always like yeah and I've just fallen into like music videos and sketches with my comedy heroes and writing a column for |
1:56.1 | Playboy like all these things have just happened not out of nowhere but right you |
2:01.7 | like busted your butt for them but I like they like I moved |
2:05.0 | here for stand up I'm like I'm doing all these other cool things like I always |
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