The following podcast is a deer media production.

My friends and family know that when you see Jackie Shimmel in the wild,

she's never without a large bottle of green mysterious liquid.

That green mysterious liquid is peak tea sun goddess matcha.

If I sound irritated, it's because I am.

I don't like sharing my little morsel of heaven because it sold out last time.

And then guess what?

Jackie didn't get her goddamn juice.

Sun goddess matcha by peak tea is the best matcha that you will ever taste in your entire life.

May I be stricken with lightning and drop dead if I'm lying to you.

When I tell you that if I was going to prison, I would keyster all of the individual packs of

the sun goddess matcha up my asshole so that I could have a shrivel of happiness and functionality

behind bars, I'm not lying. I'm not going to get into it because I'm not a scientist.

And if you've tasted it, you just know that I'm not lying.

The sun goddess matcha is the highest quality.

It was like developed by a team master.

There's only like a few of them in the whole world.

It's got a it's quadruple toxin screened.

So yes, are there other matches?

Sure, but you don't know what you're ingesting.

It is like dust.

The reason I found peak tea is because I personally like to drink my matcha cold.

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