Australia's Naughtiest Home Videos

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! We hope you had a great vertical broom day! We like live as if every day our brooms can stand on their own. On today's episode, we discuss a credit that was misattributed to Emily. Lisa is aware of the existence of the film "Horse Girl," please stop bringing it up to her. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Australia's Naughtiest Home Videos," a special that ran in Australia but was pulled from broadcast mid episode for being too naughty.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses. We know everything baby geniuses tell something we don't know
0:25.8	Hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa
0:43.0	It sounded like we were making fun of ourselves. I'm Emily. I host a podcast. I think I'm so great. I'm kind of making fun of us every time.
0:46.0	That's fair. I think that's fair. Yeah. We're really asking for it.
0:48.0	This is a self-dragging podcast.
0:50.0	Yeah.
0:51.0	I am cancel.
0:56.0	I forget whose quote it was on Twitter that I saw today that was like every day on Twitter,
1:01.0	someone is like the main character of Twitter and the goal is to not
1:07.1	be it.
1:08.1	That's so true. As we were recording it, the person today is Pete Boude
1:17.0	judges. Oh yeah, communications director who is possibly running a sock puppet
1:22.2	account. I've just been ignoring that whole thing. I hate
1:25.0	conspiracies generally so this is like my least favorite time. I'm wait for the facts.
1:31.2	Yeah I like to wait for the facts I like to snopes that shit. Yeah, the broom thing was embarrassing. Oh the broom was that everyone was saying like NASA says today's the one day when your broom will stand up on its end because of gravity and it was like
1:47.6	Snopes at guys NASA didn't say anything about your broom standing, but everyone used that as an excuse
1:54.0	to be like, well, look, my broom is standing up.
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