The Branden Sherry Oddcast, sponsored by MediShare.

To find out more about the radio show or Brandt's book, Unoffendable, go to brantanthanson.com.

Hey, what's going on? My name is Brandt, and Sherry is here, too. She's the producer of this program.

And by the way, if you ever want to connect on Facebook, we're at Brant Hanson page on Facebook. So it's B-R-A-N-T-H-A-N-S-E-N-P-E-N-P-E-N-P-E-E. I just posted.

Yeah, I was going to ask you to I don't know, two, three.

Okay, okay.

My shoes are remarkable.

And I think you should, if nothing else, you might have to like our page.

Just go check out those shoes.

And then the glasses that I'm wearing, I had these professor glasses at age zero.

Okay.

But I had no chance.

I was telling Sherry, she was laughing at my shoes and my glasses.

I'm like, my parents, I guess, thought it was funny.

Well, yeah.

You said that's what parents do.

They dress kids up so that they can laugh at it.

As is, they're right.

Yeah.

But if you're wondering, like, how did this guy wind up like that?

Mm-hmm. this guy wind up like that. Look at this picture. The shoes will tell the story.

What chance did I have?

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