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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

August 7, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2009

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: A (very) small silver lining to the recession. Plus, more awesomeness about John Hughes.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody, welcome to our number one of the TBTL podcast.

0:04.7

This is Luke and I just want to take a moment to remind all of you that the TBTL podcast

0:10.0

is sponsored by AT&T. They're the wireless providers for our show and they are also

0:16.8

the good folks who make sure that you get to hear this wonderful podcast absolutely for free.

0:22.4

It's not cheap making this thing. And if AT&T were not kicking in for the podcast,

0:28.1

we would be forced to go with Plan B, which is carrier pigeons. We would have to take each show

0:35.7

and somehow record it down onto hundreds of thousands of audio tapes because that's how many of

0:41.2

you there are out there. And then we have to somehow tie the audio tapes to the pigeons.

0:46.8

And by the way, Mike Tyson still owns most of the carrier pigeons in the United States.

0:51.7

So we get into a situation where we're trying to buy these pigeons off of Mike Tyson,

0:54.9

we're trying to tie these audio tapes to him and fly him out to your houses.

0:58.4

And if the tape even gets there, it's probably covered in bird poop.

1:02.9

Isn't the podcast better than that? I think you can agree. And I think you should probably

1:07.3

say thank you to AT&T for making that happen. Their web address is www.att.com. Their telephone

1:15.6

number is 1866 Mobility and they would love to hear from you today. AT&T, your world delivered

1:22.4

and the official sponsor of the TBTL podcast. I love all kinds of drinks and especially wine.

1:34.9

Well, that makes one of us because I can't even get near the stuff because of my interior rash.

1:39.3

And red wine is the worst for my sores. I didn't know that, Jan. Well, you say something when I

1:45.2

poured you a glass last night. Because I sit with it. Well, what a treat. We've got a very special

1:50.0

guest. Dr. Steve Rool is up in wine country. He's going to show us a thing or two about the

1:54.2

differences between different kinds of wine. Dave? Hey, Janie, Wayne. I don't even like wine.

2:02.2

But guess what? You're going to like it. And there's some cheese.

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