This is T-B-T-L with Loop Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo.

Hi kids, welcome to the magical world of porch swing stories, where imagination can take

you anywhere you want to go, where horses can fly and the animals talk and wishes come

true at the blink of an eye.

You hear songs and dreams and wonderful things and tales you can hardly believe.

So come on, let's have some fun today with the stories from long, long ago.

Get in the doorway, Andy.

Andy, get in the doorway right now.

I'm a professional, look it up in the book.

Does this sound like on music on WorldBot?

So I was just calling about the two beautiful to-be-heard, I can't believe you're still on

the air.

Did I just hate you and I hate your ass face?

Hodeo friendos, welcome to a full, three hour, Thursday night edition of T-B-T-L, the

show that in blind test after test people say, taste just like it's too beautiful to live.

Regan, please.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 289.5 pounds, it's up pound from yesterday.

That is annoying because I have been so on my health this week, Jennifer, I think you've

witnessed this.

While I did witness your tuna that you left here overnight.

It was sealed in Tupperware, I will be the person who has to take it home and wash it out.

You should just throw it out.

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