Hey everybody, welcome to our number one of the TBTL podcast.

This is Luke and I just want to take a moment to remind all of you that the TBTL podcast

is sponsored by AT&T. They're the wireless providers for our show and they are also

the good folks who make sure that you get to hear this wonderful podcast absolutely for free.

It's not cheap making this thing. And if AT&T were not kicking in for the podcast,

we would be forced to go with Plan B, which is carrier pigeons. We would have to take each show

and somehow record it down onto hundreds of thousands of audio tapes because that's how many of

you there are out there. And then we have to somehow tie the audio tapes to the pigeons.

And by the way, Mike Tyson still owns most of the carrier pigeons in the United States.

So we get into a situation where we're trying to buy these pigeons off of Mike Tyson,

we're trying to tie these audio tapes to him and fly him out to your houses.

And if the tape even gets there, it's probably covered in bird poop.

Isn't the podcast better than that? I think you can agree. And I think you should probably

say thank you to AT&T for making that happen. Their web address is www.att.com. Their telephone

number is 1866 Mobility and they would love to hear from you today. AT&T, your world delivered

and the official sponsor of the TBTL podcast. This is Dottie, the transgendered rooster,

and you're listening to TBTL, the number one top show for time banded roosters.

A brain, a beauty, a jock, a rebel, and a recluse. Before this day is over, they'll break the rules,

bear their souls, take some chances and touch each other in a way they never dreamed possible.

When you do, suddenly you wouldn't.

The breakfast club. They only met once. I don't want to be alone anymore. They won't have to.

But it changed their lives forever. Indeed it did welcome to a somewhat somber,

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