This is Too Beautiful to Live with Luke Burbank on Newstalk 710, Cairo.

Hi there, Olga. It's Dmitri calling again the guy from the street.

Now here's the way I work. I don't like leaving second messages, but I like you.

You're very elegant, woman, you're very attractive. But you know, I don't play that game.

I know your friends tell you not to return calls, you're playing games like you see on stupid TV shows.

So here's how it's going to work. I don't play games like that. I'm completely single. I'm very intelligent.

I'm great in bed. I make great money. Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch.

Some nine years ago, I spent time with a woman I shouldn't have, and I paid her with a check. I wish I hadn't done that.

Oh my gosh, this is so sexy in the city.

Welcome to a Tuesday night edition of TBTL.

The show that's probably Too Beautiful to Live.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 188 pounds.

You question the veracity of that clamp to which I respond.

My music, come on.

Yes, my knees. It is for cheesy, and that is down a half pound from yesterday on my goal towards being 185 by Friday,

which will be awesome because we're actually preempted for a football game.

But somewhere, I'll be on a scale to smoke satisfaction of knowing that I'll be lying about my weight the following,

because it'll probably be like 187.

Because it's hard to lose five pounds in one week.

I feel.

Yeah, well, let's see.

We'll see who has the last laugh here. Flash.

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