Hey everybody, welcome to our number one of the TBTL podcast.

This is Luke and I just want to take a moment to remind all of you that the TBTL podcast

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some debate in this country, whether or not I was actually born here in the United States.

I get it. It's a fair question. So, to end all the debate, here's my birth certificate.

Put it up on the screen. Now that there are no more distractions, I would like to address

some other equally valid concerns about me. Really, I've gotten everything. Nessie, Gizmo,

who thought I was Sasha Ben Cohn character. Bigfoot. Bud Gollum. Which, I don't know, careful.

There are also some rumors that I am a Siwa. And that's a tough one. There's no test for

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