They are listening to TVTL on 97th week-high roll.

We couldn't do it diddly, poo, offensively.

We couldn't make it first down. We couldn't run the ball.

We didn't try to run the ball. We couldn't complete a pass.

The second half we f***ed. We got our f***ing totally kicked the second half.

It was a horse f***ing performance.

The fact that Jim Mora would be talking

about my fantasy football team from last season.

And something that was recorded six to seven years ago is so...

It obviously speaks to some kind of a wormhole

that we're not fully understanding, but I can tell you

that was Jim Mora talking about how inept I am

at the fantasy football.

Now, or as my girlfriend Vanessa likes to call it,

fantasy.

There is a very deep and very personal love of fantasy football

that only people that enjoy fantasy football will understand.

And to everyone else, it seems like the most ridiculous thing

you could ever engage in.

Or I should say, it seemed like the most ridiculous thing

because now it's been taken to an entirely new level.

FantasySportsInsurance.com is now offering insurance

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