Why the? Welcome Billy Madison show. Here we are on this

gorgeous Friday doing some radio. Is there anything better than a low maintenance

woman? You like the high maintenance ones, right? Yeah, but I mean I don't know. I

do like the high maintenance ones. I'm trying to figure out why I like the high

maintenance. Yeah, I don't know. I guess it's just about fighting the balance. I'm

not sure. I'm really not sure. Well, they say they got the 10 signs of a low

maintenance woman and why it's good. It's a good thing to be one. High maintenance

girls always seek to be the center of attention. Take days to get ready for a

quick trip. Absolutely must have the finer things in life. Yeah. I mean all the

way down to the smallest tiny things. She can be a nightmare. Definitely. What does

it mean to be a low maintenance woman? Now the definition is not tending to

cause problems or demand attention and easy and pleasant to deal with or work

with. That is a low maintenance woman. To me, it's easy to please like the little

things. The little things you do make her happy. You know, I'm a lot of dudes to throw

that around. Be like my bitch is low maintenance. Yeah. Most men use the term low

maintenance as a compliment to women. They're interested in because they want a

girl who doesn't come with a lot of drama. Right. Well, just the high maintenance is

it's exactly what I mean, it's constant. You're constantly doing stuff. You're

constantly having to step up to this thing and figure it out and make sure it's

happy. And it's just the high maintenance women the biggest thing about them is

they're hard to make happy. Well, this says you should take it as a compliment if

your man's like, oh, my bitch is low maintenance. Yeah. Here's some of the signs you

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