August 24th 2022
The Billy Madison Show Podcast
Cox Media Group
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 August 2022
⏱️ 163 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You know how they you know I've been saying like we know how do we just hamburgers in french |
| 0:17.2 | fries go together proof that there's an almighty up there you know it was an all-timer |
| 0:21.4 | that you said the other day that I still think about that you know in a serious tone |
| 0:25.5 | you were like and how how can you deny God I mean french fries and hamburgers go |
| 0:31.9 | together so perfectly I mean perfect then I said explain that to me our legs ride |
| 0:38.4 | perfect on a horse yeah so that's how you know there's a God because God put |
| 0:43.6 | horses here for us to ride yeah and they put roosters here to wake us up I don't |
| 0:50.0 | know I think they put roosters here to protect the hens yeah but the hens from who for us |
| 0:56.4 | the hens have like I don't know all the predators yeah but they they they I think ladybugs |
| 1:02.2 | or predators to chickens yeah but think about this why do they grow in the morning |
| 1:07.0 | hmm to wake us up that's your bitches no that's the O.G. alarm clock no it's it's to wake |
| 1:14.4 | his bitches up no it's the way it's worried about us roosters aren't servant to man yeah that's |
| 1:21.1 | just a benefit we get for them from living with them uh-huh roosters are roosters are only worried |
| 1:28.4 | about their chickens now they were worried about getting us up I swear to God they're not worried |
| 1:32.5 | about getting us up yeah they are at all yeah they are that's okay I heard the rooster the |
| 1:38.0 | french fries of the hamburgers one that one went the the legs over the horses these are all |
| 1:43.6 | reason why God exists because these things are perfect yeah the roosters that argument is dead |
| 1:48.9 | on arrival no it's not because those roosters aren't the roosters are for the chickens I know they |
| 1:54.0 | think they're for the chickens but they were put here for us because the wake us up they just |
| 1:59.1 | think they're for the chickens yeah okay they're not like hey we're for the humans yeah yeah so I'm |
| 2:06.0 | saying well horses I feel like they're like hey we're for the humans because they ride us yeah |
| 2:11.6 | well they naturally like us hmm what do you mean well they're like a couple wild horses out of |
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