This is TBTL with Luke Burbank on NewsTalk 710, Cairo, now on 973 FM.

Decafalon is for whims. I'm talking Sen Tathalon, 100 sports, broadjump, sidejump, frontjump, backjump, animal mimicry, wall climbing, cup stacking, cold digging, hide the hamster, boat repair, projectile spitting, q-tippings, nasal projection, fugitive track, rabbit hunting.

Pain tolerance, die casting, knuckle chuck, turkish luge, pizza making, whoo, hula hoop, battleship, bow hunting, boating, taekwondo, cabinet making, flapping, hair cutting, murder ball, murder checkers.

I actually lettered in murder checkers, sophomore and junior year but then I blew out my pinky, senior year was a gruesome injury.

Hi there everybody, welcome to a Thursday night edition of TBTL. The show that is probabably too beautiful to live. I'm Luke Burbank, your host, wang in it.

186 pounds. Yes, yes, that is up a pound from yesterday but I'm not sweating it because today...

Today I literally started a Eagle soaring again and it felt good. So I have this very...

I feel like before I was doing a very poor job of the Ahear Ciccio and so I was all on the starving myself all day plan.

But I decided it was time to shake a leg so I'm feeling I may have even built a pound of muscle that I might be why I'm up a pound, road dog.

I ran up and down the stairs here at Cairo a couple times today.

Impressive and also you were loading those drops infuriously.

I'm sure that burned some kind of calories. You know, I was our friend Josh down in Tacoma, the Jedi with no name.

He sent along this pretty involved list of all of the names and terms of the show. I don't think it's complete yet but it's a work in progress.

And I looked at it and I had actually forgot that your name is also road dog because I had gotten so fixated on flash.

Well, you never did get that tattoo so I think it went by the wayside.

Well, let me, you know, welcome you to a Thursday night edition of the show out road dog.

I love your show.

I love you too.

I love you too. What's your weight?

131.

I looked at a house today. I'm thinking about trying to buy a house and...

Because you hate babies.

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