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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

August 19, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2009

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: Barney Frank vs. LaRouche protestor. Plus, awesomenotawesome covers Don Hewitt and Dennis Haskins.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey there. Welcome to our number two of the TBTL podcast. This is Luke. We're going to get started in a moment first this quick reminder that all of this is brought to you free of charge thanks to the good folks over at AT&T they're the official sponsor of the TBTL podcast you know it's not cheap putting this thing together and and we're very happy that they are there so that you can just listen to it for free and just enjoy the heck out of it. You know if you didn't have the TBTL podcast I don't even

0:30.0

know what that would that would that would be like it would be you know it would be like rain on your wedding day a free ride when you're already late you know it almost be like good advice that you just didn't take and who would have thought it figure you know anyway you know what I've got more original deep thoughts that I'm going to bring your way in just a moment let me wrap this up though by saying AT&T they're good folks you should check them out at AT&T.com or call me

1:00.0

at 1-866 mobility they got more bars and more places more phones that work in more countries and they are the official sponsors of the TBTL podcast without further ado here comes our number two of the TBTL podcast for this hour of two beautiful

1:16.0

ladies provided by demons that providing drunken moments to attend from all across the nation details at demon spirit dot com.

1:28.0

My question to you is why do you continue to support a Nazi policy as Obama has expressly supported the policy why are you supporting it?

1:38.0

Let me when you ask me that question I am going to revert to my ethnic heritage and ask to your question with a question on what planet do you spend most of your time?

1:50.0

oh we just call it planet TBTL the planet that might be too beautiful to live welcome to a Wednesday night edition of the show

2:08.0

it is a tribute to the first amendment that this kind of vial contemptible nonsense is so freely propagated that seems a little bit harsh

2:16.0

representative Frank will get more into that in a moment I'm your host Luke Burbank weighing in at 190 pounds I'm stuck in a bit of a rut it might be time for a little more eagle soaring I might be making announcements soon about impending marathon training

2:34.0

we've got projects that we know we can't do and do them indeed we've got quite a project for you tonight three hours of radio and podcast well only can be described as awesomeness

2:46.0

Hi this is Luke from Susie coming tonight on TBTL

2:50.0

what would be more depressing than getting left out of the people magazine reunion photo shoot of the television show that you were on for many many years

2:58.0

oh I don't know going to a dive bar in Burbank to do karaoke introducing yourself to the karaoke host as a fictional character Mr. Belding and then having her bring you on stage this way

3:10.0

Mr. Belding is all the same

3:18.0

the private shame of Dennis Haskins that's coming up during awesome not awesome and then at nine o'clock

3:28.0

this is a show that is often been described as crazy it's not uncommon for us to fall to pieces so this seems to be the perfect place

3:36.0

for us to feature some Patsy Klein tribute music

3:48.0

that's right we'll have two performers here helping out promote this event at the triple door which is going to be September 7th

3:56.0

Patsy Klein's birthday the anniversary of her birthday is coming up and we're going to have some live music here in studio of the Patsy Klein variety

4:02.0

and it is going to be very very fun also at eight o'clock

4:08.0

oh hey hey TBTL is call makers you've sent us your phone number you better be standing by your phone because we will probably be dialing you

4:16.0

hi Jennifer

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