They come from the bowels of hell, a transformed race of walking dead.

Zombies guided by a master plan for complete domination of the earth.

Plan 9 from outer space.

For a glimpse of things to come, see this blast of screen suspense.

For it could be happening right now.

Well, hey there, everybody.

Welcome, if you will, to a Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL.

It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

I'm your host, Luke Perbank.

If you keep on with the way you've been programmed, you should change your name to Blackspan.

Once again, coming to you from the somewhat palatial studios here at Cairo News Talk 973 FM.

And we've decided to do something really novel today.

Decided to actually record the show.

I thought we'd just put sort of an extra special flair on everything today.

Since yesterday, we completely jacked everything up.

I'd like to welcome to the program, also my cohort, Mr. Shondatory.

It's a ship that made a castle run in less than 12 parks.

Japan's number one mixer, hi, Shani.

Hey, man, it's nice to hear the drops.

I know, I know every day things get 1% less janky this week.

I just want to start by saying thank you a million times to all of you who persevered through.

Well, I was going to say who persevered through Monday's show.

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