Hey, everybody. Welcome to our number one of the TBTL podcast. This is Luke. Sorry that

that intro was kind of creepy. I don't know where that came from. A dark, creepy place,

apparently. Well, let me tell you before we get started with the podcast that it's all

brought to you by AT&T. They are the official wireless sponsors of our show. They're the

official sponsor of the podcast. They are the reason that you get to hear all of this

occasionally creepy stuff, absolutely for free. And they're not just good people. They're

also fabulous providers. They've got more bars and more places, the most phones that work

in the most countries. They've got all kinds of great things going for them. In fact, I

hear from listeners all the time and they say, Luke, I don't like your podcast, but you

turned me on to AT&T and I will forever be grateful for that. You know, that's hurtful

when you say that to me in emails. And I appreciate that you like AT&T. I like them too.

But can we just keep the invective about TBTL at a minimum? I think that's fair. All right,

on that note, let's get started with our number one of the TBTL podcast.

Do you think people would vote for me? I guess. I'd vote for you. Like, what are my skills?

Well, you have a sweet bike and you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus, you're

like the only guy at school who has a mustache. That's true. If you need to use any of my skills,

I can do whatever you want. Thanks. If I win, you could be my secretary or something. Sweet!

Plus, I could be a bodyguard too. Or like, sacred service captain or whatever. Okay. On that note,

let's get underway with a Tuesday night edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too

beautiful to live. You know, it's not so much the burning, but itching. Oh my god, driving

crazy. I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 189 pounds. Yes, that's what it's come to.

189 pounds officially gets the fanfare sound effect on this radio program. That's what's

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