August 12, 2009 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 August 2009
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the show with a rousing edition of AwesomeNotAwesome, plus This Day in TBTL History (homebrew edition).
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody. Luke here. Welcome to our number one of the TBTL podcast. |
| 0:04.7 | First, this quick reminder that AT&T is the official sponsor of the TBTL podcast. |
| 0:11.2 | You know, they're the reason why you get to hear this absolutely for free. |
| 0:15.2 | And you should really thank them. Think about your life without this podcast. |
| 0:19.8 | What would you do? There is a good chance that you would be forced to look |
| 0:24.2 | across that table at your loved ones and actually talk to them. |
| 0:28.5 | Thank God we are able to make sure that that never happens |
| 0:31.4 | by providing you with this hilarious and interesting podcast. |
| 0:35.1 | And it's all courtesy of the good folks over at AT&T. |
| 0:38.0 | Check out their website AT&T.com or give them a call 1-866 Mobility |
| 0:42.6 | and tell them thanks for sponsoring the TBTL podcast. AT&T, your world delivered. |
| 0:47.9 | I love kisses but I drink a little. Drank a little. Drank a little. I love |
| 0:52.2 | kisses but I drink a little. Drank, drink, drink, drink. Drank people are so mellable. Mellable. Mellable. |
| 0:59.9 | Mark. No, you have a point. Mellable. Mellable. Mellable. Mellable. |
| 1:12.7 | Okay, so another rule, there will be no bringing girls back to the house. |
| 1:17.8 | I know how you guys are actually know it. I don't see any reason why they can't bring girls back here to visit if they want |
| 1:24.8 | Do you want to bring some girls home to the duck? |
| 1:27.8 | No, I don't see any reason why they can't yeah, baby. I'll bring some girls home too |
| 1:32.5 | Just find some real authentic slits and just turn this house into a whore home |
| 1:37.4 | Is that what you'd like Doug? No, it's not but there will be no smoking drinking or drugs no party |
| 1:43.8 | We don't party. I know that's for Doug |
| 1:46.8 | Struggled with addiction |
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