August 11, 2009 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
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🗓️ 11 August 2009
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Day two of Man Week and we've yet to be kicked off the air. The show kicks off with the music of John Supernaw and the new segment "Douche Roundup." The doucher of the day? Jon Gosselin.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody. Luke here. Welcome to our number one of the TBL podcast. First, this quick reminder |
| 0:06.4 | that AT&T is the official sponsor of the TBL podcast. You know, they, uh, they're the reason why |
| 0:13.3 | you get to hear this absolutely for free. And you should really thank them. Think about your life |
| 0:18.4 | without this podcast. What would you do? There is a good chance that you would be forced to look |
| 0:24.1 | across that table at your loved ones and actually talk to them. Thank God we are able to make |
| 0:29.9 | sure that that never happens by providing you with this hilarious and interesting podcast. |
| 0:35.2 | And it's all courtesy of the good folks over at AT&T. Check out their website AT&T.com or give |
| 0:40.7 | them a call 1-866 mobility and tell them thanks for sponsoring the TBL podcast. AT&T, your world |
| 0:47.3 | delivered. You're listening to TBL on 97th week high call. |
| 1:00.3 | Thank you. November 28th. Um, Daddy, what are you doing? Um, I just came back from ballet and we're |
| 1:09.6 | home right now and your mommy and we're wearing the garage. Um, I asked Reagan did you poop? |
| 1:17.6 | And he nodded his head, but he really did not poop. But, um, but that's funny because, um, |
| 1:25.1 | mommy checked and there was no poop. So, um, why don't you call me back at 7 o'clock? Bye-bye. |
| 1:36.5 | Alright, it's 7-05, but it's close enough for a Tuesday night edition of TBL. The show that's |
| 1:43.1 | probably too beautiful to live. I'm your host Luke Burbank weighing in at 191 pounds. |
| 1:51.9 | This should not happen in America. I know. I know. I don't need your, I don't need any lectures |
| 1:57.6 | from you voices in my head. Hey, speaking of the voices in my head. Hi, this is Luke's Mom |
| 2:03.7 | Suzy coming tonight on TBL. John Goslin, somehow, almost, uh, sort of inexplicably has actually made |
| 2:12.5 | himself doucheier. That's right. Uh, douchey times with the, uh, John and Kate plus eight dad. We'll |
| 2:21.6 | talk about that during awesome, not awesome. You know, there's a statistically overwhelming chance |
| 2:29.0 | that at some point in the future of this planet, the United States of America will no longer exist |
| 2:34.8 | as we know it. Josh Levine, senior editor over at Slate, has been studying the various ways |
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