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Hi there, Olga. It's Dmitri calling it again, the guy from the street. Now, here's the way

I work. I don't like leaving second messages, but I like you. You're very elegant. Woman,

you're very attractive. But, you know, I don't play that game. I know your friends tell

you not to return calls. You're playing games like you see on stupid TV shows. So here's

how it's going to work. I don't play games like that. I'm completely single. I'm very

intelligent. I'm great in bed. I make great money. Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch.

Indeed, welcome. Welcome, welcome to a Monday night edition of TBTL show that's probably

too beautiful to live. Here's my sweet stash. Let's freaking party. I'm your host, Luke

Burbank, weighing in at £190. That's all right, though, because my little, what do you call

her? A little angel that usually sits on one shoulder telling me not to be bad. She's

not here this week. Gonna have a fun sort of special guys only time, which we'll get

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