August 1, 2008 – Part 3
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
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🗓️ 1 August 2008
⏱️ 40 minutes
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The Story Of My Pimp Convention Standup
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| 0:00.0 | This is TBTL, with Loop Burbank on NewsTalk 710, Cairo. |
| 0:18.0 | He makes everything cool. That's why he's the cover boy. |
| 0:25.5 | This is like episode 145 in a collector series and it's amazing that in 145 shows what just happened to me has never actually happened, which is the entire Computron 5000 sound robot we have here. |
| 0:43.5 | Completely for rose up, Shawnee. |
| 0:48.5 | News boss just locked up. I used some of my special computer skills to what I poured Mountain Dew into the computer. |
| 0:59.5 | It's made sparks, which seemed like it was helping. |
| 1:02.5 | No, but of all the moments at the computer freeze up, I'm trying to get some stuff together for the next segment of the program. |
| 1:10.5 | And the problem is that the tape I was trying to edit has me saying the effort into the considerable number of times. |
| 1:16.5 | And you know how the station frowns on that. |
| 1:19.5 | So I was like trying to get it all pulled together. I don't know. |
| 1:25.5 | We'll see how this goes. |
| 1:27.5 | Like many things on this show, it will be a somewhat ad hoc experience. |
| 1:31.5 | We have some special guests here too, by the way, who I will welcome in a more formal way in a few minutes. |
| 1:37.5 | But we have Drew from Redmond and we have Emily from Austin. |
| 1:41.5 | Hi you guys. |
| 1:42.5 | Hi. |
| 1:43.5 | Hello. I feel really bad because Emily, you flew, you crossed oceans of time to be with us. |
| 1:49.5 | And then you came in and I was all, where are the computers broken? I need more Mountain Dew. |
| 1:54.5 | I hope that wasn't. That was not a very polite welcome to this show. |
| 1:58.5 | It was worth extra 10 minute wait. |
| 2:01.5 | I know. I know. I know. I kept thinking I was going to get fixed and I can come out and get you guys and bring you in. |
| 2:05.5 | But anyway, well, are you guys, are you guys ready for a story? |
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