Attention Moms: This Rap Is Dedicated To You!
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🗓️ 6 May 2024
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Fertia. |
| 0:01.5 | Mo will honor all of the mothers here |
| 0:03.7 | with a Mother's Day wrap coming up here |
| 0:05.4 | in just a couple of seconds. |
| 0:06.7 | You got Mother's Day coming up right around the corner. |
| 0:08.4 | Don't forget that's okay. |
| 0:09.7 | It's on the day. |
| 0:10.5 | Every year, every year's sleep,'m going to tell you every time. |
| 0:14.0 | God, there was a time when Synchro Demi rolled around man and I was knee deep into it. Every year, man, Synchro Demi, man. Synchro de Mayo, another reason to party. |
| 0:23.2 | Did you guys do anything yesterday for Cinko de Mayo? |
| 0:25.3 | Absolutely not. |
| 0:26.3 | No, I walked around, I looked at some bottles of tequila in the public aisle, |
| 0:29.4 | and that's about it. |
| 0:31.2 | As I was leaving Goodwill in Marietta yesterday, I drove by Tijuana Joes and they were having a big old party and I'm like, |
| 0:38.0 | Oh yeah, Synchrotumwa. Yeah, oh yeah, look at that. Hollis, my son went to a mass last night with his friends and they always go out to dinner afterwards and I said where'd you guys go and he's like well I'm thinking of miles so we went to mows. |
| 0:50.0 | I'm like what? Oh, Southwest Grill? |
| 0:55.0 | Yeah, that's what. |
| 0:57.0 | Turn it up. |
| 0:58.0 | Yeah, well, let's turn it over to you, man. |
| 1:01.0 | It is Mother's Day this weekend. It is Mother's Day. So yeah I was asked to do a rhyme to celebrate all of the mothers which makes me feel a lot of pressure |
| 1:09.3 | But because I don't really know exactly what you can say and how you can put in the words |
| 1:13.4 | what moms really mean to us at the end of the day. But I will certainly do my best |
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