I got my bags packed on a roll heading out there and I'm ready to go looking real good

in my passport photo.

Amateur Traveler episode 303. Today the amateur traveler talks about

volcanoes and sugar plantations and Caribbean beaches as we go to St. Kitts. I got to sit in one more cafe.

I know that I should be heading home,

but maybe not, maybe not today.

Welcome to the Amateur Traveler, I'm your host Chris Christensen. Before we get into

this week's interview, I do have three news stories for you. In the first one a man

seems to have figured out how to get through security more easily at least that was my theory

but the airport spokesman at Washington Dulles said that an adult male was walking around

the main terminal Monday morning was not wearing any clothing or underwear. Airport policeman took him

into custody without incident and determined that he needed medical attention.

You think? And that's ridiculous. If we wanted to see something like that, we would fly Ryan Air,

because Ryan Air is proposing a new in-flight app that would allow passengers to screen

porn at 30,000 feet. And that may give you some interesting conversations with your son or daughter.

Meanwhile, pilots and flight attendants for Russian airline Yukitia have been accused of getting

high without their airplane. They were accused of getting high without their airplane.

They were accused of smoking pot before a flight, and the flight which had 190 passengers

was delayed for 12 hours because the passenger's high blood pressure and rapid heart rate

forced them to bring in a new crew to fly the plane. The article I read made no

mention of the airline's official response whether there was any discipline involved, but I'm

going to guess they were not amused. For links to all three of those stories, check out the

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