Astrology is Real with Cam and KarenLee Poter

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Prepare yourself and gird your loins, this is probably the most fun mother-son conspiracy theory podcast episode ever made. KarenLee and Cam from the show Sex Talk With My Mom stopped by the Lizard Lair (virtually) to explain how astrology is 100% real and works, and also why it's being suppressed. Suppressed by who, you ask? Ok well it's complicated, but it involves dating apps, the federal government, Xi Jinping, Big Pharma, Big Farm, and a bunch of other guys. This episode had BIG laughs and also BIG tech issues, thanks for bearing with us!

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0:00.0	The Oi you always do that.
0:17.0	Oi, she's like ai.
0:22.0	She's like, like, oi, oi, oi.
0:24.8	Take the shitty part of the story that bums everyone out and then, well, then I'll take the fun stuff.
0:30.5	That's exactly, that's exactly true.
0:34.0	Is this? Is this? Is this? Is this? Yes. You don't have to say it if you don't want to?
0:38.0	No, it's fine. It's fine. A long time ago, my dad was murdered. We all know this. It was fine.
0:45.0	What the- Oh my God! This is recording. People that have never heard this before are going to listen to this and think, what an asshole.
0:52.0	What do you mean? No, no long time ago my dad was
0:54.4	murdered and let's move on to the fun part.
0:57.1	You get to sit the tone. Don't worry about them the listeners are
1:01.8	assholes and I tell them that own time.
1:03.4	I mean, there was a flippant.
1:06.8	I just, I know that they're aware we sent the media kid
1:10.4	it involves the media kid.
1:12.2	Why do we have to go into the sadness? I don't know.
1:15.0	It's a comedy podcast.
1:17.0	A comedy podcast, they don't have the media kit. You have the media kit. They have the media kit, but the people listening don't have the media kit they have the media kit
1:24.4	but the people listening don't have the media kit. Are we on the air? What's going to?
1:27.3	I'm.
1:28.3	Okay.
1:31.3	So the beginning of this story is. Okay, the beginning of this story is.
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