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🗓️ 21 June 2025
⏱️ 82 minutes
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I spent way too much time trying to shoehorn a Warhammer 40K reference into this episode title, and it devolved into something that would make a Chaos Marine blush. So we're keeping it professional (kinda) and diving straight into the space weather for 2025's back 9.
Watch along on YouTube here, if you like. This is what we cover.
Space Baby Update & Good Enough Goals
Austin's 30-pound toddler is harder to carry than heavy deadlifts, and "good enough" is our 2025 achievement mindset
Failed 40K References & First Half Lookback
From the eternal Mars season to the Carnival of Chaos that delivered perfect tariff confusion
Iran & Playing for All the Marbles
Why this could mark the start of World War III and how it connects to the Jupiter-Saturn square
Uranus Enters Gemini: The Pilot Episode
The seven-year transit that historically reshapes America, plus the flying wedge formation of outer planets
The Bow and Arrow Configuration
Peak craziness in August with Mars-Saturn tension creating a cosmic weapon aimed at change
The Pause That Does Not Refresh
September's retreat into swampy Pisces energy—like WWI trenches where your feet rot in gross water
Pisces-Virgo Eclipse Season
The tail of the dragon's Buddhist letting go vs. the head's overwhelming hunger for the dream
Neptune in Aries & Individual Glory
From woke-era uniformity to the pursuit of personalised excellence and looking combat-ready
Jupiter in Cancer Magic
Learning what you really need and how to ask the divine for surgical beneficence
Personal Updates & H2 Plans
Austin's book progress, Gordon's Peru trip for the Festival of the Sun, and preparing for a louder 2026
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0:00.0 | Well, all right, Spaceman, the time has come once again, Austin, how are you doing? |
0:27.6 | Good enough. Good enough. I think. the time has come once again austin how are you doing good enough good enough a 2025 vibe if ever there was one yeah it's not an admission it's a it's a it's a brag it's an achievement good enough |
0:35.3 | is good enough good enough can be hard won. |
0:38.5 | Yeah, that's true. Reframe. Reframe that up. We should tell people that we have spent quite a bit of time more than is sane, if anything, trying to shoehorn a 40K reference into the episode and it just devolved into kind of pornography. |
1:02.2 | Would you say it just wouldn't fit that we just kept shoving? |
1:05.7 | It kept slipping out. |
1:06.8 | It just got away from it. |
1:10.9 | Yeah, the flesh was willing, you know. |
1:13.1 | I mean, it happens to the best of us, at least once. |
1:16.1 | So we just want to let people know we gave it our best shot. |
1:21.0 | They may come up. |
1:23.1 | They may suddenly arise some of the, some of the car stuff of effort to to get that like we |
1:32.1 | were sliding down the shaft there was all kinds of it was like man we're already going to be |
1:36.3 | talking about Uranus in this episode anyway so let's try and keep it at least PG but I just |
1:42.1 | want to mean Uranus is not one of the players. |
1:45.3 | Exactly. |
1:46.1 | Exactly. |
1:47.1 | But speaking of parental guidance, give us some parental guidance. |
1:50.7 | We also need a space baby update as is tradition. |
1:54.1 | Oh, God. |
1:55.5 | So, I mean, it's been like three oceans of time since we last podcasted at like three oceans of baby |
2:03.1 | time. He's still, he's super healthy. He's gigantic. He's just under 30 pounds. He's my smiling little |
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