Assorted Bird Frenzy
Top Flight Time Machine
Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 August 2021
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Fence power-playing, dream chat, the horrors of abroad, a human car, Gordon Bucket, and lazy man-widowing.
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| 0:00.0 | Here we go, here we go! Here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it! |
| 0:14.0 | This is Top Fight Time machine, I am Andy Hopp, body d'awesome, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! |
| 0:17.6 | I'm so neglected at any so well. |
| 0:19.5 | Another episode we'll go to Delve into the mailbag and read out some of the fantastic emails |
| 0:24.7 | that you've all sent in to us to read out and create content for us so that we don't have to think of things to say. |
| 0:29.3 | We had, on the last one that we did, there was talk of a frog being captured by a listener, |
| 0:37.3 | I used a took-away box, I think, didn't they? |
| 0:39.3 | Yeah, did, yeah. |
| 0:40.3 | And I was thinking at the time, I forgot to say it here in the episode, ideal implement |
| 0:45.3 | for catching a frog would be the Bernard Langer, because you could just do that floor level. |
| 0:50.3 | You could sneakily move it up towards the frog and then sweep the fucker in. |
| 0:55.3 | I think you've overlooked something there, the biggest risk, the biggest danger when capturing a frog |
| 1:01.3 | is that you disturb it and it very suddenly leaps. |
| 1:05.3 | And you know they're known as fantastic leapers, right? |
| 1:09.3 | And that is really scary. |
| 1:11.3 | If a frog jumps up when you're near it to sort of almost jumps up at you |
| 1:15.3 | or bets you're off the cunt could land on your head, it could jump into your face, |
| 1:19.3 | it's scary, right? |
| 1:21.3 | You're going to, you're going to automatically shriek, you're going to shriek that or whatever. |
| 1:25.3 | And if the kids are going to lose respect for you, if they see a shriek, then that's the frog. |
| 1:31.3 | Help me children! |
| 1:33.3 | You'd be like, you'd be like the lady on the Tom and Jerry cartoons jumping up on the chair in the kitchen. |
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