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Top Flight Time Machine

Assorted Bird Frenzy

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports, Sports & Recreation, Soccer

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2021

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Fence power-playing, dream chat, the horrors of abroad, a human car, Gordon Bucket, and lazy man-widowing.


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0:00.0

Here we go, here we go! Here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it!

0:14.0

This is Top Fight Time machine, I am Andy Hopp, body d'awesome, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!

0:17.6

I'm so neglected at any so well.

0:19.5

Another episode we'll go to Delve into the mailbag and read out some of the fantastic emails

0:24.7

that you've all sent in to us to read out and create content for us so that we don't have to think of things to say.

0:29.3

We had, on the last one that we did, there was talk of a frog being captured by a listener,

0:37.3

I used a took-away box, I think, didn't they?

0:39.3

Yeah, did, yeah.

0:40.3

And I was thinking at the time, I forgot to say it here in the episode, ideal implement

0:45.3

for catching a frog would be the Bernard Langer, because you could just do that floor level.

0:50.3

You could sneakily move it up towards the frog and then sweep the fucker in.

0:55.3

I think you've overlooked something there, the biggest risk, the biggest danger when capturing a frog

1:01.3

is that you disturb it and it very suddenly leaps.

1:05.3

And you know they're known as fantastic leapers, right?

1:09.3

And that is really scary.

1:11.3

If a frog jumps up when you're near it to sort of almost jumps up at you

1:15.3

or bets you're off the cunt could land on your head, it could jump into your face,

1:19.3

it's scary, right?

1:21.3

You're going to, you're going to automatically shriek, you're going to shriek that or whatever.

1:25.3

And if the kids are going to lose respect for you, if they see a shriek, then that's the frog.

1:31.3

Help me children!

1:33.3

You'd be like, you'd be like the lady on the Tom and Jerry cartoons jumping up on the chair in the kitchen.

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